The Fountain of Useless Knowledge

We the editors of the Fountain of Useless Knowledge, doing research on google, that's right research people, we were NOT looking at porn and we don't care what you heard.

Anyway what we the editors of the Fountain of Useless Knowledge found out is that if you google search "Fountain of Useless Knowledge" you do not come up with this blogsite, so in an attempt to rectify this situation here is a interoffice memo from the President of the Fountain of Useless Knowledge.

To: all Fountain of Useless Knowledge staff
From: President of Fountain of Useless Knowledge

First off I would just like to say what a bang up job I think that all the staff, here at the Fountain of Useless Knowledge, are doing. Without you the Fountain of Useless Knowledge could not be the powerhouse that the Fountain of Useless Knowledge is. The Fountain of Useless Knowledge depends on its staff for its, Fountain of Useless Knowledge, image, and its continued existance. I hope that all of you feel as strongly about the Fountain of Useless Knowledge as I feel about the Fountain of Useless Knowledge.

Keep up the good work, and we will continue to have success here at the Fountain of Useless Knowledge.

Best,

Teaspoon
President
Fountain of Useless Knowledge.


See it is very nice to receive such praise from the president himself of a company like the Fountain of Useless Knowledge.