The Fountain of Useless Knowledge

I realize that this post would probably be more in tune with my good friend Latigo Flints blog: But I am going to wirte it here.

I find myself almost every holiday season for the last 3-4 years frequenting Coffee houses alot. and drinking alot of coffee, especially Starbucks EggNog Lattes, which is interesting only in the fact that normally I hate coffee and only drink it maybe once a month any other time of year, and also the fact that it is happening to ME.

While I have not gone into the Starbucks that LF goes to mostly in respect to him and also so I don't actually run into him and Kid Relish, as anytime I get around KR I have the uncontrolable urge to kick him in the nuts. I have been going to many other Starbucks in my area, and I have to admit that there are several cute Baristi out there. Also in my area the clientel is very easy on the eyes.

But after my experiences this season I understand how LF believes that his baristas wants him they are all outrageous flirts, who can make you feel like they are staring into your very soul and actually liking what they are seeing.

I was in a smaller chain this morning called Sworks, I can only assume that these are still in business as they are so small that STARBUCKS (c) tm R just hasn't notice them, or they need something to show that they do not have the monopoly that they have on pushing the last legal drug left, COFFEE.

So to all you full year coffee drinkers, I know how you feel, but after New Years I am kicking the habit again, I think that I will take up smoking to help with the jitters, and I think that it is healthier.

Best Wishes,

Teaspoon