The Fountain of Useless Knowledge

Okay So I have just found out that our earstwhile artist Shea has actually not sent in his computer for whatever stupid reason. What is the effing difficulty in putting a cumputer in a box and dropping it off at FedEx to get fixed if you had done this when you said that you were going to it would have been back by now. You stupid stupid man.

Anyways the upside to this is that I have found out that Shea has actually gotten some panels completed and I am sending his sorry ass to Kinkos to get them scanned into a computer and posted. He has agreed, on penalty of much pain to his happy place, that he will be posting at least one panel a week starting the first week in January. This is going to happen or the fleas of a thousand camels will be restig in his genitals. We here at the Foutain of Useless Knowledge pride ourselves in coming up with the best modivation to get our employees to work, and be happy. Who can forget: "The floggings will continue until moral improves."

So while we are far far behind our deadline for the comic, we appreciate your patience and hope that you do check it out when it is posted in January, or join us in our burning of The Artist if it is not posted by then.

Best

Teaspoon
President
Fountain of Useless Knowledge