The Fountain of Useless Knowledge

So I was in SB this morning, I was carpooling with a friend and she always likes to get her caffeine fix in the morning a Venti (huge) 8 shot drink. For those of you who don't drink the hoytie toytie drinks at any coffee house, 8 shots of espresso to a regular cup of coffee is like comparing jet fuel to pump gas.

Anyway this morning I was feeling slightly under the weather, so I ordered some Chinese Green Tea. good for the soul and making you feel better.

One of the barrista was getting me my hot water and tea bags (no jokes please) she had her back to me and asked me. "do you want honey Mr. Hottie." Man did I puff up my chest at that. I pretty cute barrista called me hot and in front of all of these people that I did not know. It was great I was king of the world. Take that Leo and Mr. Cameron.

Then after looking around grinning like an idiot and flexing, yes I am ashamed to admit it there was flexing involved. I realized what she had actually said was "do you want honey Mr. hot TEA?" As in guy who ordered hot water and tea bags. (again no jokes please)

I tried to shrink down to the size of a Christmas elf and slinked out of the SB tail between my legs.


MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY.