Tuesday, December 20, 2005
News of the day: Big NEWS! Big, huge, ginormous!
Okay first of all, does anyone out there know if "ginormous" (spelled anyway) is an actual word?
News Of The Day:Gwen stafani and Gavin Rossdale. 2 of the most beautiful people in the universe in my opinion are having a baby.
This is the first baby for Gwen, the second for Gavin. He has an illegitimate 16 year old love-child, from a previous relationship. The couple is very excited.
There is speculation, okay so it is only my speculation that there is speculation, but since this is my blog I am going to speculate...
There is speculation as to the timing of the pregnancy, Gwen having just about her biggest year every as a solo artist away from No Doubt. And Gavin... Well... Gavin had a bit part in the latest Keanu film CONSTANTINE. So yeah Gwen having her biggest year, and going back into the studio for a follow up album. Why would she choose now to have a child.
Sources close to the singer have said that she has always wanted a family and now is a very good time to have one. We here at the Fountain of Useless Knowledge decided to research this out. By research I mean that we all stood around the water cooler and talked about the different reasons why, until we came up with a theory that we all liked the best. I won't lie to you there were punches thrown and some really nasty name calling but we as professionals got through it and here is our theories.
(Editor note. The aforementioned theories have been deleted in an effort to keep the Fountain of Useless Knowledge from being sued for libel. Only the last one is printed below - The Editors)
1. TomKat. About the only 2 people having sex with each other who are as good looking as a couple as G&G, are having a baby. This means that TomKat's child if a boy and G&G's baby if a girl could come together when they reach the appropriate age and bring forth the first truly perfect child. The gods in heaven would bow to this child as how could they possibly hope to create something as perfect as a TomKat/G&G child offspring. The mind boggles at the improbability of something like this happening. And we feel bless to have the chance to see such a miracle in our lifetimes.
Best,
Teaspoon
President
Fountain of Useless Knowledge
PS. In all seriousness, congratulations to G & G, and TomKat. We hate you, all 4. :-)
News Of The Day:Gwen stafani and Gavin Rossdale. 2 of the most beautiful people in the universe in my opinion are having a baby.
This is the first baby for Gwen, the second for Gavin. He has an illegitimate 16 year old love-child, from a previous relationship. The couple is very excited.
There is speculation, okay so it is only my speculation that there is speculation, but since this is my blog I am going to speculate...
There is speculation as to the timing of the pregnancy, Gwen having just about her biggest year every as a solo artist away from No Doubt. And Gavin... Well... Gavin had a bit part in the latest Keanu film CONSTANTINE. So yeah Gwen having her biggest year, and going back into the studio for a follow up album. Why would she choose now to have a child.
Sources close to the singer have said that she has always wanted a family and now is a very good time to have one. We here at the Fountain of Useless Knowledge decided to research this out. By research I mean that we all stood around the water cooler and talked about the different reasons why, until we came up with a theory that we all liked the best. I won't lie to you there were punches thrown and some really nasty name calling but we as professionals got through it and here is our theories.
(Editor note. The aforementioned theories have been deleted in an effort to keep the Fountain of Useless Knowledge from being sued for libel. Only the last one is printed below - The Editors)
1. TomKat. About the only 2 people having sex with each other who are as good looking as a couple as G&G, are having a baby. This means that TomKat's child if a boy and G&G's baby if a girl could come together when they reach the appropriate age and bring forth the first truly perfect child. The gods in heaven would bow to this child as how could they possibly hope to create something as perfect as a TomKat/G&G child offspring. The mind boggles at the improbability of something like this happening. And we feel bless to have the chance to see such a miracle in our lifetimes.
Best,
Teaspoon
President
Fountain of Useless Knowledge
PS. In all seriousness, congratulations to G & G, and TomKat. We hate you, all 4. :-)
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According to Splichionary, ginormous is an actual word, and so is gimongous and hugantic.
As for The Power Baby, big cheers to both TomKat and G&G. I'mma take the Fifth [Element], please. >_>
As for The Power Baby, big cheers to both TomKat and G&G. I'mma take the Fifth [Element], please. >_>
Actually, the perfect baby will be that which I have at some time in the distant future. I just know it ;-)
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