Thursday, November 10, 2005
From the president
Hello there FoUK fans,
As president of the FoUK I get benefits and accolaides befiting my status, but with that I also have to take responsibility for when things go wrong. - Enter unneeded comic book quote to drive home the point - "With great power comes great responsibility".
Things have not gotten off the the rockin start that myself, the staff and all of our investors were hoping for. In fact you could say things have gotten off to a ROCKY start. ahahahahahahaha...
Sorry I sometimes find myself funny though I have been told by many people that I don't have a sense of humor. I digress, unfortunately with my primary artist out of commission due to his computer's graphics card taking a giant dump we are far far behind on posted the FoUK web comic and for that I sincerly apologize.
At the same time I would like to assure everyone, including the angry mob outside our building with pitchforks, bricks, and what appears to be me burning in effigy we will be posting the comic soon, Shea (the artist) has assured me that he has been working hard at getting several panels done and as soon as he gets his computer back he will be posting them right away.
As a special note to all of the people chanting "there should be no spoon" outside. While I can appreciate the pop culture tie-in, it is slightly disturbing and some of your choice phrases on your posters are both hurtful and alarming, that is why I will be leaving by company helicopter.
Thank you, and best wishes
Teaspoon
President
Fountain of Useless Knowledge
As president of the FoUK I get benefits and accolaides befiting my status, but with that I also have to take responsibility for when things go wrong. - Enter unneeded comic book quote to drive home the point - "With great power comes great responsibility".
Things have not gotten off the the rockin start that myself, the staff and all of our investors were hoping for. In fact you could say things have gotten off to a ROCKY start. ahahahahahahaha...
Sorry I sometimes find myself funny though I have been told by many people that I don't have a sense of humor. I digress, unfortunately with my primary artist out of commission due to his computer's graphics card taking a giant dump we are far far behind on posted the FoUK web comic and for that I sincerly apologize.
At the same time I would like to assure everyone, including the angry mob outside our building with pitchforks, bricks, and what appears to be me burning in effigy we will be posting the comic soon, Shea (the artist) has assured me that he has been working hard at getting several panels done and as soon as he gets his computer back he will be posting them right away.
As a special note to all of the people chanting "there should be no spoon" outside. While I can appreciate the pop culture tie-in, it is slightly disturbing and some of your choice phrases on your posters are both hurtful and alarming, that is why I will be leaving by company helicopter.
Thank you, and best wishes
Teaspoon
President
Fountain of Useless Knowledge
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Politely ask the angry mob if you can borrow one of their pitchforks for a sec... Stab Shea in the thigh with the pitchfork a few times--I bet you see results then, and right quick.
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