Thursday, March 23, 2006
randomness
Man it has been awhile since I posted anything nad for that I would like to extend my heartfelt apologizes. When I started this little indeaver my intention was to be posting on a fairly regular basis along with comics by Shea, but alas that is not the way it has been and for that I blame Shea completely.
We hope to be back on some kind of regular schedule here in the next couple of months so please be patient and bare with us.
In the meantime here are some random thoughts:
Robin Williams spelled backwards is Smailliw Nibor.
If you don't think God has a sense of humor, you have never seen a platypus.
The Rolling Stones are still rolling.
Tom Hanks taped a "acceptance dos and don'ts" video for the Academy awards this year which was given out to all of the nominees. I think we should do this for many other areas. such as fatherhood, the video should include telling them that in the delivery room DO hold the mothers hands, DON'T try to pick up the hot nurse while you think your wife is doped up on epidurials, DO whatever it is the mother to be wants you to do, DON'T zoom in on your wife's vagina with the video camera while filming the birth, nobody that you might show it too is going to want to see that.
If you get your apendix removed, DON'T save it in a jar. True story a friend of mine had his taken out and not only did his parents save the damn thing, but they filmed the operation and they watch it every year and put the jar on the mantle.
Leave it to Tent-Pole Mountain Director to take the "worst quote at the Oscars" title from Jim Cameron. Remember when Jim took the Best Director for TITANIC and he said "I'm king of the world." Well Ang Lee had to beat that with "I wish I could quit you" that wasn't even a good line to begin with, it definitely didn't make any sense in the context of the Academy Awards.
I like peanut butter and Jelly sandwiches how bout you?
We hope to be back on some kind of regular schedule here in the next couple of months so please be patient and bare with us.
In the meantime here are some random thoughts:
Robin Williams spelled backwards is Smailliw Nibor.
If you don't think God has a sense of humor, you have never seen a platypus.
The Rolling Stones are still rolling.
Tom Hanks taped a "acceptance dos and don'ts" video for the Academy awards this year which was given out to all of the nominees. I think we should do this for many other areas. such as fatherhood, the video should include telling them that in the delivery room DO hold the mothers hands, DON'T try to pick up the hot nurse while you think your wife is doped up on epidurials, DO whatever it is the mother to be wants you to do, DON'T zoom in on your wife's vagina with the video camera while filming the birth, nobody that you might show it too is going to want to see that.
If you get your apendix removed, DON'T save it in a jar. True story a friend of mine had his taken out and not only did his parents save the damn thing, but they filmed the operation and they watch it every year and put the jar on the mantle.
Leave it to Tent-Pole Mountain Director to take the "worst quote at the Oscars" title from Jim Cameron. Remember when Jim took the Best Director for TITANIC and he said "I'm king of the world." Well Ang Lee had to beat that with "I wish I could quit you" that wasn't even a good line to begin with, it definitely didn't make any sense in the context of the Academy Awards.
I like peanut butter and Jelly sandwiches how bout you?
